At least I can promise you that I am a thinking, living human. It is clear that some things written on the internet are by computers. Check out this classic from thestreet.com (perhaps the worst offender).
KLA-Tencor (KLAC) Showing Signs Of A Dead Cat Bounce Today
This was on Friday and the "article" (otherwise known as worthless piece of crap) stated how KLAC was up on Friday following a 20% decline the prior trading day. Excuse me, that was not a 20% decline. That was KLAC going x-dividend of their special $16.50 dividend.